omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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