So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
