Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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