I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
