i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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