Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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