i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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