Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I skipped work to stalk him.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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