I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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