Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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