North Korea, Best Korea!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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