he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I understand Curling. That high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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