so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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