I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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