Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
