he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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