Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Shame - the story of my life.
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