He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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