But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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