i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Randomize
