3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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