I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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