her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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