Don't you send me to vm
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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