maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Brb crying the tears of my youth
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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