sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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