How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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