I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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