is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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