you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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