you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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