BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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