I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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