I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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