from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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