This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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