she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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