to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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