he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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