Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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