You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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