You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
All I want is dick and wine.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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