arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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