Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I love you. Go after that dick
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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