I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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