this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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