Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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