It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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