Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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