I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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