D3 body, D1 cock
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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