Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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