Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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