But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
