I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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